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Drop it in the plate. Smartt was fumbling in her purse for her offering when a large television remote fell out and clattered into the aisle. A devout old shepherd lost his favorite Bible while he was out looking for a wayward lamb. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. After the meeting the chair of council told the pastor: I have just created a hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.

A newly-ordained pastor, in the first days of his first call, was attempting to console the widow of an eccentric man who had just died.

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Just try to remember that what we see before us is only the husk, the shell of your dear husband—the nut has gone to heaven. In the big inning. Jokes about giving money to the church stole first, Adam stole second.

Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out. After the close of the service, the Church Board gathered at the back of the sanctuary for the announced meeting. But there was a stranger in their midst — a visitor who had never attended their church before.

Pastor Larson and his council president, Sven Johnson ended up in a heated argument over a seemingly minor worship detail. After worship the next Sunday morning, Sven greeted Pastor Larson warmly. I prayed that God would grant us both peaceful hearts and a fresh start.

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A little girl from Alabama went to church for the first time ever when she was visiting her grandparents in Michigan. The congregation filed up to the altar rail, and the child watched in confusion as her grandparents received a wafer and small plastic cup of wine.

Curious about what the youngster was up to, Mr. The frugal Lutheran walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted. A pastor fell out with his church council over various church policies and procedures, including how the finances were handled. After bitter arguments and many nights of lost sleep, he decided to leave the congregation to take a job Jokes about giving money to the church a prison chaplain. He preached his last sermon at the church on John A man died and went to heaven.

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He was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who led him down the golden streets. They passed stately homes and beautiful mansions until they came to the end of the street where they stopped in front of a rundown cabin.

The man asked St. Peter why he got a hut when there were so many mansions he could live in.

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In a moment creative inspiration, the entrepreneur who owned the coin-op laundry beside the church commissioned this sign for his window: Little Philip was walking home in the rain with his mother following Sunday worship. It finally stopped raining as they rounded the corner, where to their surprise and delight appeared a vivid double rainbow in the sky. The weary evangelist knocked on another door, fully expecting to have it slammed in his face.

Sure enough, the older woman Jokes about giving money to the church answered, angrily demanded that he leave once she figured out why he was there and slammed the door.

Once again it bounced back open. One more time she slammed the door. One more time it bounced open again. Moses goes down, parts the lake and retrieves the ball. As Jesus is down walking on the water looking for the ball, a crowd has formed.

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