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Clever pick up lines to use on guys

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Gone are the days when girls would sit with a rose and plucking its petals and wondering if "he loves me, he loves me not". Girls are increasingly taking the initiative in relationships, and even throwing pick up lines at guys. But good lines are not easy to find.

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Because the first criteria of is that it should not make things too obvious. Also, it should be clever, and should deliver your message clearly. Too many variables to take care of? Here we have collected some of the best lines to use on guys, and get them to like you instantly. Best Pick-up Lines You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!

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I've looked for a man with a VCR, and I've finally found the perfect one Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

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Can you give me directions Did they just take you out of the oven? Do you have a map? Don't be so picky Falling for you would be a very short trip. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight? Oh, I am sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?

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I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

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Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink? You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.

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You know what would look great on you? Can I read your T-shirt in brail? Do you have any raisins? How about a date? Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend. Were you arrested earlier?