Had sex with my girlfriend next to my best friend in the same bed. He slapped my ass while I was mid thrust.
Ok so this just happened last Friday. I got hammered while I was out drinking with buddies, and decided that I was getting laid that night. I did what any not-at-all-self-respecting forever alone would have done — I hit Craigslist. My best option was a hail mary on the general romance section.
She Teen fucks three guys first time two back immediately with her phone number, and from the moment she started speaking I knew that she was a mess.
So here I am, in this hotel room, with a female janitor whose face eerily resembles Gene Simmons. At one point she asks me to clean her toenails out with a key, because she likes when her boyfriend does that. Finally she gets down to business… but either she did not know how to give a blowjob, or she was so wasted that she thought my cock was an arcade joystick, because she continued to wag it back and forth like she was practicing her ultra combo.
I stopped her, and asked to simply have sex instead. She agreed, laid on her back, and made this disturbing grunting noise as I fucked her. I immediately got up, threw the condom away and got dressed. She was still yammering on about her ex Teen fucks three guys first time two I stepped out of the hotel room without saying a word. I got a call from her a half hour later, after realizing that I left. I had a friend named K who had two sisters, R and S.
R went through a bad break up, so K thoughts she should set us up. Things went pretty good and the two of us started seeing each other on a regular basis. After about a month, we started sleeping together, and things went fine.
Until a few weeks later. We were in bed and she was acting unusual. I asked her what was wrong and she admitted that the day before, she slept with her ex boyfriend. I was upset, so I went to talk to K. I walked over to her house, but S answered the door, saying that K was out. I was noticeably upset, so she invited me in. I told her about what happened, and she started to rub my shoulder, trying to make me feel better. We started dancing and eventually started making out on the dance floor first time that had ever happened.
We made our way out to my car where we continued to make out. As we are about to leave, her friends come out and drag her away. Now, I had just been kissing her ear and apparently her earring had come off right as her friends were literally dragging her away.
Fast forward to about 2 months later, I pull up to a comedy club and as I am parking, she walks by. She nodded and looked at the ground while sticking Teen fucks three guys first time two her hand. I gave it back silently and walked the other direction. Once I got naked on stage at a strip club and had a stripper sit on my face.
Teen fucks three guys first time two was having sex with my ex-GF in her parents basement. Her Grandmother was in town and decided she needed to use the basement bathroom at 3: She walks downstairs to see her Granddaughter getting her cervix punched by the Teen fucks three guys first time two of my dick, doggy-style, by the nice blonde pale boy she had just eaten dinner with earlier. Next to the place i was staying there was a Chinese High School with Basketball courts so i went there every day to play.
Everyday i went there would always be this girl there that would watch me, and every time i did something good she would smile. This indicated to me maybe, just maybe she liked me even though we never spoke. Fast forward about 2 weeks of the same thing going on everyday and i walk up to the courts and see her sitting on a bench texting.
She saw the screen and just smiled grabbed my hand and took me behind the school and we had sex. I was so surprised this worked, but i also feel a little slutty that it happened.
Hooked up with three chicks one halloween night … dressed as an oompa loompa! I feel like Reddit could get a nice Oompa song going here….