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Then again, I would be too!
Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
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Do you have a napkin? My body has bones. Want to give me another one?
You look like a hard worker. I know why they are calling it a beaver, because I am dying for some wood Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
Now go to MY room! I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before?
Do these feel real to you? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
How would you like to five finger dis-cunt? Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool? Because I can see your nuts I lost my teddy bear.
Can I sleep with you tonight? Your boner is giving my nipples an erection How do you like your eggs?
Me love you long time Wanna go halfsies on a baby? Are you a rainstorm?
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want You like to eat Mexican?.