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Violent diarrhea while riding a motorcycle and wearing plastic rain pants.

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I performed a fetotomy. I cut up a dead calf while it was still inside the cow. I was able to get it out in just three pieces. It had been in there for a good while and had become kind of soupy like a beef stew. I was sitting in the passenger seat of a car and was hungover as fuck.

So my stomach contents enter my mouth, but I managed to keep it all in with my cheeks bulging and swallow it all back down. This causes me to puke again, Toilet blowjob vomit once again, I keep it all in my mouth and swallow it all down. This repeated a couple more times, until I managed to keep it down for good. It truly was one of the proudest moments of my life. Wife clogged the toilet when we first moved into our new apartment and I mean a real mess of a shitpile too. I pulled my sleeve up and shoved my arm in the toilet to declog and break it up manually, then used the bathroom before I messed my own pants up, then took an inferno hot shower.

I told her she had to go buy a plunger. She was already back with one by the time I finished my shower. I was at a night club on new years many years back in Los Angeles. They have a seriously hot girl in a thong and Greek god cut dude in a thong onstage. They drizzle honey on both of their asses and bring me and another girl from the audience onstage and tell us we have to lick the honey off their butt cheeks and whoever does it the fastest wins a prize.

Dude walks over to me and bends over. I had to Toilet blowjob vomit up this 70 pound dog, covered in poo and blood, and carry him into the Grooming Toilet blowjob vomit to wash him off.

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It was like holding a bar of soap. He kept slipping out of my fingers.

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Once I managed to get a good hold of him, Toilet blowjob vomit wretched, whimpered, and assploded all over my jeans. I once had simultaneous vomiting and shitting in the shower when I decided to drink heavily in the middle of fighting a case of food poisoning. I remember loudly and drunkenly cursing my stupidity as I used my big toe to break up large chunks of poo and force them down the shower drain.

I had diarrhea and the case of the vomits. I was alternating between Toilet blowjob vomit sink and the potty. Walking back and forth in my drunken state.

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And the worst part was that the toilet had clogged. Probably from all the jizz I spurted out during the day.

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I was shitting and puking for a good hour. I was getting emotionally wrecked at the same time as well. I was laughing and tearing up at my life decisions.

I think I cried for a bit too. I managed to hit the mark with the sink as well, Toilet blowjob vomit the floor was clean.

But my god did the place wreak. I sat there for another good hour or so, not sure If I had to go again.

Finally I just got up, fell face down cause my leg had fallen asleep, dragged Toilet blowjob vomit self to the bed and fell asleep. Got up the next morning and saw that there was dry shit and vomit and the place was smelling even worse. I would have cleaned it up but I got the call to vacate so I just left. It squirted out black jelly, about the size of my thumbnail.

My girlfriend was vomiting flaming hot Cheetos and then the dog started licking it off the wall. I came home drunk at 1am to red vomit on the walls, half naked vomit girlfriend, and a happy pug.

He loves flaming hot Cheetos! I got lice my sophomore year of high school. I still have no idea how I even got it; I never shared hats, scarves, brushes, etc.

Let me tell you that having lice makes you feel disgusting. Toilet blowjob vomit can feel the little fuckers just having the time of their lives on your scalp. I remember when I realized I had them. I was sitting in my living room, watching TV. My head was just so itchy. I kept scratching and I noticed that there was gunk underneath my fingernails.

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So I started feeling around my scalp, I could feel little bumps at the base of the hair. So I pulled one out and it started moving in my fucking hand.

I put that bitch in a Ziploc and went to go find my dad. My hair is thick and long, so that was a fun 3 months of treatments.


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